I feel like the story should end here, with, “And I really don’t recommend it,” but it was more or less fine. So with my theatre kid ingenuity, I dug up some Duct Tape and… Duct Taped my boobs. I’d bought the ’90s version of a stick-on bra, and even for my at-the-time B cup, they were a total last-minute fail, and I needed support. If it didn’t work at the last minute, THEN WHAT?īut I kept circling back to what happened when I was getting ready for prom. The week before the wedding, I kept looking at the stick-on bra box and feeling panicked. I gotcha covered… more details on that below.) (Spoiler alert: They don’t really, but boob tape just might. But for some reason, even though I know better, I let myself be seduced by the idea that stick-on bras really work for busty ladies. The only issue is that I’m in the range of a D(+) cup, and after two pregnancies and two rounds of nursing, my boobs no longer defy gravity. In some flush of optimism, I picked a strappy dress with a plunging neckline. Last month, I was in a family wedding (mostly as a child wrangler, but still). This post about boob tape was originally published in November 2017. We are also a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn advertising fees by linking to and affiliated websites. The Site and our mobile application may contain links to affiliate websites, and we receive an affiliate commission for any purchases made by you on the affiliate website using such links.

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